Ask Dark

[Dark (628)]

Uuuh! Uuuh! Question for me? Sounds swell! Ask me anything you like! I would love to answer!

[Mickey Mouse]

Hey, Dark, what do you plan on doing once you've finished off Stitch?

[Dark (628)]

Apr 7, 2014 22:49:54 GMT Mickey Mouse said:

Hey, Dark, what do you plan on doing once you've finished off Stitch?

I ... Äääh ... Well I ... You know ... I guess ... nothing?
I mean what would you do with a tool that lost its purpose? Put it down? Throw it away? Reuse it for something else?
Even if I was free, I would be wanted by the entire galaxy, constantly being on the run while armadas chase me, but of course if Jacques manages to truly conquer the univers (as if).
Maybe there is a way to defy my being, but what would I become then? Another Stitch? Or just a mindless creature without reason and purpose?
I don't know and I really don't like thinking about it.

[Mickey Mouse]

What about the Forces of Good? Do you think they pose any real threat to you?

[Dark (628)]

Apr 8, 2014 13:07:42 GMT Mickey Mouse said:

What about the Forces of Good? Do you think they pose any real threat to you?

Why should I fear them? They surely are inferior to me, like almost everything is. Besides, they will so or so show mercy in the inprobable event of my defeat. It's their shtick after all, right? 
And if Stitch, which is most likely the case, actually happens to be their strongest fighter... well then no; it would be like being threatened by the high cholesterol amount in a BigMc. 
And in best case scenario, we never meet anyway. After all, the only thing I care for is showing that blue buffoon his place.

And even though I am not awake yet in canon and don't know about all these things, those Orbs of Power or whatever they are called might be a vexation! Though...... if I could use them to make myself even stronger.....?

[Violet]

But what if the other experiments decide to fight?

[Dark (628)]

Apr 8, 2014 22:56:40 GMT Violet said:

But what if the other experiments decide to fight?

Don't make me laugh. *starts to giggle anyway*

Many are almost useless fighters, espcially this washmachine- and the butler- experiment. If Leroy was able to keep 624 experiments with a single plasma gun at bay, so can I without one. All at once, it may be a cluttered mess, but I have my ways to deal with crowds. Stitch, Eviel and in case Leroy might pose a marginal threat, but the one is a nebbish, one is incapeable of attacking me anyway and one is just Stitch. 

Most of them are just failed tools; and I don't feel threatened by an island inundated in miserable garbage. If they just have a smidgen of extraterrestial intelligence left... than they know what is best for them and prevent getting between me and Cookie Monster Junior.

[Deleted]

;_;

[Dark (628)]

Apr 9, 2014 21:31:48 GMT @experiment221 said:

;_;

Oh... Now I feel guilty. I'm sorry Sparky, but Mickey wanted an honest answer from me. But hey! You could be very useful; after all, you could be my supporter and charge me with energy!
...
My choice of words was really rude, wasn't it? Oh bully..... Sorry guys, I was arrogant and that was not friendly. Of course all of you have a tiny chance of beating me. 
*Intends to shake hands with Sparky to apologize* Sorry, Cousin. Should not regard you as something inferior.

[Deleted]

*Shakes hands while eyes flash*